so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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