So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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