2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Randomize
