i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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