Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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