Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
Randomize
