have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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