whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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