You're a womanizer and a bitch.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
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