found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
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