with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
50% drunk capacity currently
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
My bed smells like the plague
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