Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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