In the future we'll all be gay
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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