Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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