Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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