Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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