FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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