Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
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