Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
I see more hoeing in ur future
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