yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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