I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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