I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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