Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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