Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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