How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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