so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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