is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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