so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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