just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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