these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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