I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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