i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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