DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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