He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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