i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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