Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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