The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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