I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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