She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Green mimosas i think yes
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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