Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I cannot find my penis.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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