I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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