do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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