do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
