Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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