I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
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