Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Randomize
