dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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