I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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