Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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