3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
